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annoying shit you don't want to do and is fairly unnecessary
also less important necessary tasks you complete in order to avoid actually important work
"that anti-hazing training is such track lighting"
"yeah dude filling out all these forms is absolute track lighting"
A dead meme created by Jacksfilms and his audience from the 54th episode of a popular series called YIAY the question was "What turns you off?" And most of the comments said "A light switch"
"What turns you off?"
"A light switch"
"That's finna woke"
The check engine light on a vehicle. It is referred to as a money light since a vehicle with this light illuminated will not pass state inspection until the problem causing the light is fixed; naturally costing the vehicle owner money.
I just spent $300 at the mechanic but that damn money light is still on!
Sun rays or artifical light that gives you skin cancer. Offten Found in tanning beds.
Person 1: "Whats that lumpy rash on your face?"
Person 2: "Oh nothing, i just got back from the ER, They said i have skin cancer from over exposure to ultraviolet light."
Person who claims to cure the sick and change the world through light based slide show media, but is in fact buried within their own subjective egomania.
You know light surgeon Derek.
"Yeah, stinky mouth"
He always went to sleep with a light bulb under his pillow.
"Oh yeah, he left it connected to the mains, wet his bed and woke up without any body hair, his girlfriend thought he was a Platypus."
Christmas holiday lights that do not get taken down for weeks after the holiday season has passed.
Johnny: Hey man, what day is it?
Andrew: January 25... why?
Johnny: Well I was checkin' out that guys lazy lights. It's been a month since Christmas!