Michael William Denney Thunder Wizard
1.) Tender Lizard believes he's mahadeva and his "students" buys into it.
2.) Tender Lizard is so impulsive he judges strangers without even knowing them!
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A girl that hangs around truck stops for the trucker to fuck.
PK said " We Have Been Driving All Day, Lets Go Find A Lizard Lot "
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When two people stick their tongues out 1-1.5 cm from their closed lips and rub them together.
Not recommended
"Argh! Lizard kisses are all slimy and wrong!"
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a lizard eater is a childish word for lesbian.
lizard eater is not i
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she/he is a truck stop whore, sleeps with the truckers for money
"hey did you see that lot lizard get in that truck , i hope his wife don't find out"
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a closed mouth kiss where one of the kissers quickly juts their tongue into the mouth of the other kisser and then quickly pulls it out.
I never expected it but she gave me a lizard kiss.
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It's a diease that has stricken all nationalities with no discretion. When a person has zero or negative booty. Their ass resembles a Lizard Booty. All tail and no booty.
1. Hey bro did you see that girl. She had some serious lizard booty going on.
2.((((( = nice booty
///// = lizard booty
3. Donna why are you wearing those shapeups? They wont cure your lizard booty.
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