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When two young, financially unstable people decide "Whoopy let's have a kid" after a couple pints
Mother: No! Don't be silly you weren't a mistake!
Child: Yes I was Deborah. I may have been a planned mistake, but a mistake nevertheless and deep down you know it.
How to schedule your poops when bathrooms are not available
(Wife) "How are we going to poop on the hiking trails " (Husband) "don't worry, I have a poop plan"
A business strategy where a company plans the obsolescence of a product to encourage the purchase of a newer version of a product. This can be done in several ways, ranging from bad engineering to breaking updates. Apple most famously uses this strategy to slow down iPhones and iPads of 1-2 generations back to encourage people to buy a new more expensive iPhone.
Person 1: "My iPhone is slow! I can't believe it, I have an iPhone 6 which is only 1 generation behind!!!"
Person 2: "Yeah, Apple slows down the iPhone a lot via updates to try and get you to buy a new one. That's called planned obsolescence."
Girls who plan to go over a persons house, movies, ect. Yet, last minute, usually in the last five minutes before having to be at their destination will call or text everybody they invited that it is cancled. The reason is unknown to all.
Hey Britney, Tom, Mike, Sam, and Kelly, want to go bowling tonight? 8:00
All: Yes
7:55: Sorry, plans are off, i have to go masterbate.
All: wow, what a planning whore
lets make money together
and share it equally
"i can't seem to work for money. i need to love what i do and then get paid."
"Thats hilariously spoilt"
"Its one of my current realities. I am aware of the diversity of future scenarios that this reality implies. There is no plan b."
1. An elaborate plot by Ryan to acquire the affection of Fan.
2. A style of playing Mah Jong.
"Hmm...yes...the Fan Plan is proceeding as expected...."
A band that makes me ashamed to become Canadian. Their lead singer sounds like fucking Spongebob and the other band mates were probably taught how to play by Good Charlotte(gay fags). I would like to kick their balls if they had any.
Me: What are you doing after school?
Simple Plan fan: I'm going to a Simple Plan concert.
Me: Why are you wasting your life?
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