Ingesting drugs up the pee pee hole (penis required)
Shaft blasting is better than boofing.
Royal shaft is when you get treated badly or unfairly by someone else. so if anybody says to you "why you giving me the royal shaft" then it is because you made them mad or been a jerk.
wicked guy: hey your mom is a stupid whore
grease guy: hey man why you giving me the royal shaft?
The man with the largest penis in the current room.
Man, I wish I was Pete Davidson, he always gets to be the shaft sheriff.
A blot clot stuck to the shaft of a penis after having sex with a woman during her menstrual period.
After withdrawing his penis from his girlfriends bloody vagina he exclained in shock, "Damn girl!! That's the biggest shaft leech I've ever seen!!!"
Vigorously Masturbating, virtually; whilst enjoying a red hot drop into Rebirth Island.
Cumming in hot
Pumping shaft, and or;
Choking the chicken
Bashing the bishop
Having a fapp
Jerking off
Someone who sticks their dick in electric outlets.
Electric shafting- ah that was a good one im going in for seconds.
Simply another way of saying suckin dick.
Damn! Look at the lips on that one! I bet she loves smokin shaft