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A person who enjoys defecation, leaving it for others to admire, considers it an art form, & likes to take it to the next level. Favorite places are on top of cars, on supermarket shelves, in food containers, & in his pants. Photographs of the deed are required for his gallery. He will leave it on his fingers, for others to unsuspectingly smell, or wipe them & stuff the napkin under his car seat because he's not afraid of shit. The look of terror when the unsuspecting come across his work delights him to no end. This may work him up so much that he will jerk off. If he does multiple dumps in one day, he may go looking for a street whore to bang before washing his hands.
Ron: I was at work today & the supermarket stunk.
Bill: What happened?
Ron: Some Mad Shitter left a dump on the shelf behind a wall of cans. It stunk everywhere in the store, but it was hard to find. I had to clean it up after we found it. The store still stunk when I punched out for the day.
Bill: Really? That's odd. When I went out to my car today a Mad Shitter had taken a dump on the windshield. Pissed me off worse when I saw the dents on the roof & hood from where he leaned when he was squatting.
Steve: Wow!! The Mad Shitter must be on a rampage. I was watching a movie the other night & eating a pint of ice cream. About a third of the way through the taste changed. I asked my GF to taste it. She said it wasn't right. I turned on the lights & checked it out. Why the hell would there be corn in Rocky Road? Man, the Mad Shitter is too good at his craft!!
John: I think the Mad Shitter left a gallery of photos of his work on the bulletin board at school. They all had times & dates on them. Some were covered in toasted coconut, some in sprinkles, one was in a cat box, another was a windshield with a wiper blade arm lodged in it. Many of them were just dumps on cars. One even looked like he fired a load off after taking the dump. The Mad Shitter must be stopped!!
Jim: Dude at school shit in his hand when it was down his pants, & pulled it out to show the whole cafeteria during lunch. He was laughing like a mad man. I'm pretty sure Udi is the Mad Shitter.
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1. To spread a girls assey bum cheeks wide open and feed it the tube steak
2. To screw a chick in the bathroom either public or at home
1. MAN, that chick loved it when I hitter in the shitter!
2. I accidentally walked into the womans bathroom but I am glad I did cause I met a dirty girl and hitter in the shitter. Unfortunately, she forgot to wipe!!
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Gay, or someone of a homosexual nature.
Mate who says something really gay.
'See that guy, he's a right Glitter Shitter.'
'Hes so gay he shits glitter'
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A feeling of fright or uneasiness about defecating in a public or foreign bathroom.
Dave: Why is John so pale and nervous?
Walter: Oh, he just has a bad case of the Shitter Jitters because we're at a party and he has to drop a deuce.
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When someone gets bent over and become the other person's bitch.
Lia got poked in the shitter by james brown.
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A young or old person who must wear a diaper
Ima go see my baby mama and my 5 rag shitters
An individual who eats foods he knows from experience digest easily and facilitate taking a perfect shit every day minutes after getting up in the morning.
Knowing how beneficial for her health it is to take a perfect shit each day, following her brother's advice for the first time in her life, Yvonne stopped eating bowel movement inhibiting foods—such as bread, rice, or pasta which is not whole wheat, dairy products and cow or chicken carcasses—and is becoming a perfect shitter.