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Ashlee Simpson

Younger sister to Jessica Simpson, proud mama to what I assume is a music career and a movie appropriately titled "Wannabe." Let's not forget the infamous SNL incident, and judging from the amount of press it's getting... I think I can safely say her star status is going down the crapper. Please, God, make it so!

"That Ash Simpson is the human equivilant to shit"

"You're just like Ashlee, you emo poser!"

by The Queen Of Chodes January 2, 2005

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Ashlee Simpson

The ugly sister. The perfect extreme-makover candidate. The perfect Swan candidate.The frustrated sister who's trying to hard to break away from the shadow. An average girl who cannot sing but fakes it anyway.

If you've envied your big sister all your life because she has everything you don't; the voice, the beauty, the body, the man, the money: then you're an Ashlee Simpson

by tess December 31, 2005

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ASHLEE SIMPSON

a woman who can;t sing for her life, and can KILL a person by screeching in that way that she does when she sings,yet had really good songs; dancing dumbass

SNL, doing the ashlee simpson hoe-down

by Schergan October 16, 2005

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Ashlee Simpson

Unattractive and untalented sister of Jessica Simpson. Wannabe punk. Wears dark clothes, 'punk' t-shirts and ripped jeans. Fucks rich-girl's exes. Has a very large nose.
Synonyms: ASSLEE, Milli Vanilli Part II

'I'm such a girly-girl! People think because I sing rock music I don't care about girly things... I LUV goth furniture!'

by Sarah February 21, 2005

166๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


jessica simpson

probably the dumbest living fuck on the face of the earth. she is only famous because she is "hot" as told by my friends omar and joe.

jessica simpson: it says chicken of the sea, but i thought it was fish, which is it?

by thegfofjoe May 9, 2006

166๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


Simpsons lip

A person whose lip protrudes beyond their bottom lip and chin, usually due to an overbite, causing the person to look like a character off of the simpsons. Commonly seen with overweight children and adults who have a very low IQ.

"Why does that fat mean kid's upper lip stick out so far?" "Well Jr. he has a simpsons lip"

by Jack Meehauf March 28, 2017

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ashlee simpson

A singer that many of her idiot fans can't seem to realize that she uses vocal enhancements on her album.

Which means she can't sing for shit, it's all enhanced. She sounds like shit live and the whole acid reflex deal was a fake.

She also has yet to be original. Her music styles, lyrics and looks all come from another celeb.

Ashlee doesn't deserve her fame,
it's a shame.

Ashlee Simpson:I'll just fool everyone into thinking I can sing so they'll by my album and i'll get rich. Haha suckers.

by Lindsayyayyy May 15, 2006

52๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž