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The pungent odour emitted from one’s oral orifice following a prolonged period of time closed whilst in deep slumber
‘Fletch, get away from me. You’ve got bare bad sleeper’s breath’
When a girl is not a "Fuck and chucker" and worth keeping around because she is awesome.
I'm not sleeping with you till date 5/6 , I want to know you're not a "Fuck and chucker"
...i'm insulted you would even say that, you're clearly a "sleeper and keeper"
When some fuckface wakes you up and you try to go back to sleep for a long time, all the while becoming progressively angrier and angrier until you throw back the covers and get up in a fit of rage, thereby abandoning any attempts to salvage sleeping in on your day off from school/work.
Guy 1: "Doctor, this morning I stabbed my roomate in the side of his throat with a harpoon after he woke me up for the fifth morning in a row, ruining yet another morning's rest."
Doctor1: "Dayummm nigga, looks like you dun got yoself one o' da worst cases o' sleeper's madness I ever dun seen in my mo. fuckin. LIFE!!!!"
MedStudent1: "I concur, maybe one day I can clean up my wife's gambling problem and get my finances together to pay off my debts and cure this horrible disease."
Doctor1: "Nigga you best be frenchin' wit me, cuz you ain't neva gonna do dat shit, dis disease be fuckin' INCURABLE, and I would know, I graduated from Harvard Med, top o' ma mofuckin class."
An ass that when hidden behind garments may seem rather small to the untrained eye. Yet when set free and exposed is in fact large, round, and voluptuous.
Bruh she has sleeper yeeks, would definitely eat from the back.
A person who slurps in their sleep
“Ash is such a Slurp Sleeper”
Someone who has consumed a large amount of alcohol and suddenly leaves the room or party to pass out without notice.
That Luther is always a secret sleeper, disappearing in the middle of the party.
Someone who is woke and aware of everything that is occurring around them
Billy-"Matt you high as a kite last night in Friday's watching the game and you were still able to realize that our waiter took an hour to come to our table to take our orders."
Matt-"no sleeper brah."