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On September 30 it is national kiss a drummer or surfer
“Man I’m so excited for September 30”
“What’s that”
“ Kiss a surfer/drummer day you have to kiss a drummer of surfer girls go up to surfers or drummers and kiss them “
While doing a hoe anally, pull out, skeet skeet in aluminum foil, then put it over her face. It will mek her look like silver surfer.
"where'd you get that cut?"
"Joe gave me a silver surfer dat hoe me last night, and my skin got stuck when I tore the mask off"
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Skirt wearing GatCity beyotch. Loves to be passed around like chicken at a church picnic
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A tiny wanker that flies into mum like a wave
Damn mike your a good midget surfer "said hillory"
Someone who loves using their tongue on a woman's pussy.
Ron's such a tongue surfer with anyone he's with!
Noun: A person who multiple blowjobs at a time, flowing through them while on their knees.
Did you see Valencia? She’s a real Knee Surfer.
Someone who is highly intelligent in their own field but has the emotional intelligence and political correctness of a slug. In their own mind they are always right and have no feelings filter when dealing with others. Spectrum refers to the autism spectrum and while not medically defined as being on the spectrum is bloody close based on their mannerisms.
Did you see that email. He was right but now I'm going to have to deal with all the HR complaints. Bloody spectrum surfer.