Random
Source Code
Random
In inclusion, when all is said and done...
At the end of the day...I am that child's father, regardless of the DNA results!!!
A name for the top of a woman’s beaver trap, her cunt hole.
She was gobbling away on my purple headed love truncheon, I was so close to blasting my nut custard so I whipped it out and smashed it in her trout end.
Your watching a scary movie with a girl and you have to start jerking off without her knowing (ex. under a blanket). Right when a scary part arrives, you jump up and start screaming. Then you procede to bust all over her face while continuing to scream. She will be very very startled.
"yoo i gave that bitch a scary ending last nite"
49👍 18👎
where you will find a pot of gold planted by a lepricorn who is is too generous for it's own good.
there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow....
16👍 3👎
Anything particularly outrageous, absurd, or scandalous. Usually accompanied by a wave of a limp wrist, and used as follows.
"Oh Jackie, you are the living end!"
Meaning: "Oh Jackie, you are so outrageous!"
185👍 79👎
A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra.
"I went to a get a massage and I got a happy ending."
185👍 73👎