end of sentence

An alternative way to describe periods (not that women should give in to period shaming, it's just fun to use codewords).

I just end of sentenced in my pants.
My end of sentence ruined my favorite underwear.
Oh poop, I got my end of sentence.
I gotta use the bathroom, end of sentence.

Skreb End

The remains of a discarded cigarette with at least 10% left unsmoked. Often found down on the park, stained with urine or white lightning.

Sometimes, desperate or trampy people may spark up a skreb end and finish it off. With any luck, they will die of dysentery as a result.

'You know what you two need?'

?

'A Piss stained SKREB END!'

Proper ending

Not neon genesis evangelion

Guy 1 : wanna know a proper ending ?
Guy 2 : yes
Guy 1 : probably not NGE episode 25 26

Scary Ending

Your watching a scary movie with a girl and you have to start jerking off without her knowing (ex. under a blanket). Right when a scary part arrives, you jump up and start screaming. Then you procede to bust all over her face while continuing to scream. She will be very very startled.

"yoo i gave that bitch a scary ending last nite"

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the end of the rainbow

where you will find a pot of gold planted by a lepricorn who is is too generous for it's own good.

there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow....

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the living end

Anything particularly outrageous, absurd, or scandalous. Usually accompanied by a wave of a limp wrist, and used as follows.

"Oh Jackie, you are the living end!"

Meaning: "Oh Jackie, you are so outrageous!"

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Happy ending

A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra.

"I went to a get a massage and I got a happy ending."

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