cougar commander

The Pride Lioness amongst other cougars (see middle aged women who are on the prowl), typically identified by statements of authority over others, especially men of significantly lesser age or other cougars. When challenged the Cougar Commander will typically make an example of her current challenger with aggressive emasculation.

"Compared to (insert common cougars name here) she's like... the Cougar Commander" "HOLY SHIT Cougar Commander just wrecked Tom"

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Grand Cougar

Similar to a cougar, a Grand cougar could be the mother of a cougar. Only the bravest cougar hunters go after Grand Cougars

Dude, the bar was so packed with cougars last night, why did you take that grand Cougar home?

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Cougar Spooger

One who actively hunts for, or tries to make himself prey of, cougars, as he enjoys the maturity of an older specimen.

Tony said he was going shooting for a cougar again tonight. I swear that guy's just a cougar spooger, forget any chicks our age.

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super cougar

-a 'much' older lady looking to get it on with a younger man

-see cougar and add 10-20 years in age

Last night Vick got caught on camera dancing with some super cougars.

Marc left the bar with some crazy super cougar last weekend

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Cougar Cash

Money that older single women (usually in their 40s+ and rich) use to give or buy things, gifts, etc. for their young male prey (usually in their 20s).

Dude! She just bought you a new car!? You just came up on some cougar cash!

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cougar cage

the premises in which the cougars "shake it" in front of the band.

"careful young buck, don't walk to close to the dance floor because you might slip into the cougar cage".

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Cougar Side

A state of being. A man or boy of any age who prefers and chases younger women in their 20's (or, in general terms... much his junior) and who is emulating a woman COUGAR while seeking love or sex. Such male individuals are said to be in this state of being. Used in a similar fashion to the common western phrase: "In touch with one's Feminine Side"...... but referring to male sexual behavior, taste or preference for younger women.

"hey jim. This is a nice club. Hey check it out. There are three forty year old women over there. Wanna head on over?"

"nah, I'm all about the 23 year old girls over there in the corner. Come on, lets get acquainted. Let's get in touch with our cougar sides, tonight."

or

"I'm in touch with my Cougar Side! I love my women young"