The living embodiment of why the internet was a mistake.
I went on Urban Dictionary and now I live in a van down by the river.
Urban Dictionary is a great website if you like looking at words.
A website where you go to look for commonly-used slang and end up getting the definition of a sex position.
*Looks up H*
Urban Dictionary: So basically the REDACTED and then REDACTED making the letter H, and can REDACTED
Me: Okay, what the fuck.
Dear Urban Dictionary:
Please stop deleting all my definitions without e-mailing me, you fucking bitch.
Thanks.
- Urban Dictionary sucks me off every now and then for $10.
- Really? Wow, I didn't know it was such a cheap slut!
A dictionary where teachers go up and search for slang and end up searching for something about sex.
Teacher: What does "herbal essence" mean, Brian?
Brian: I don't know, go and search Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: "goes and searches Urban Dictionary"
Teacher. Oh.
Compilation of potty mouthed, misogynistic or just plain made-up terms approaching humor, but more often just reveling in juvenile bad taste. Some of the 'definitions' are gross out funny, whilst others border on hate speech and defamation. A good example being "Donkey Punch", a supposedly funny epithet referring to sodomizing a female and punching her in the back of the head.
"Wow, Urban Dictionary sure is a sexist load of bad taste free-comedy standup gags"