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Things that will break down eventually
People should shut the poop up with Toyotas that they never break down, because they do
A Car or Minivan that every guy in lkwd gets because everyone else gets it
Shmuly: you got a toyota camry?
Yanky: no i got a toyota Sienna cause i already have 5 kids!
Toyota: We don’t want our cars being involved in illegal street racing.
Need For Speed: pffftt... nerds.
10 Year old kid: It’s the fastest car in history because of the 2JZ-GTE, it comes from factory with 10000000 horsepower and can smoke Lamborghinis and Bugattis. It also can go into space and shoot lasers out of its headlights.
In Reality: Makes 321 horsepower and is only famous because people make it go fast in a straight line.
Car Wash Employee: “Is that a Mk4 Toyota SUPRAAAAAA”
Used to describe a defective product or item of poor value. Etymology-originally used to describe three recall notices on one vehicle.
"Honey, why did you buy that! It's another toyota trifecta that'll end up in the trash."
A shit house excuse of a 4wd owned by tight arse cunts named seagull or people with lots of kids and no money and no life
Toyota troopy Driven as a family taxi but tight arse people