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Troll

Verb: the act of intentional ignorance or lack of knowledge, commonly intended to cause one else to think lowly of the troll and counter argue with "greater intellect", thus exposing the foolishness of the trollee one who is influenced by a troll.

Troll can also be used as a noun one who performs the act of trolling.

Troll: If you make a box with mirrors, shine a flashlight into it and quickly close the box, you can retain light for later use.

Trollee: With all due respect, that is impossible, by the time you close the box, the light would escape. If you could close the box faster than 186,000MPH, the glass would definitely shatter due air friction itself.

Troll: You know nothing about fisiks. Have you ever tryed it?

Trollee: Look here you moron, learn how to spell first then come to my lab and I'll show you exactly why your hypothesis is invalid.

by donkeykong3snes September 6, 2012

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Troll

something that hides under a bridge and takes your money and stuff

Dude look at that troll!
damn troll go back to your bridge

by Quindel November 9, 2009

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trolling

The act of experiencing the effects of MDMA (aka ecstasy) while under the influence of a psychedelic substance (such as LSD (aka acid) or psilocybin mushrooms), or vice-versa.

Synonym to the terms "candy flipping" or "hippie flipping".

Etymology: A portmanteau (aka. a word blend) of the words "tripping" and "rolling".

In contrast to the words "stumbling" and "falling", which blend to "stalling".

Last night was epic, and I can legitimately use the word 'epic' cause I was trolling my balls off.

by Psychonaut1357 July 27, 2010

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troll

a label used by hypocrites

every good fascist knows how to pull the troll card

by TruePun April 3, 2008

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Troll

The VERY lowest form of life.

What do they do?
They will insult or deride a person or idea to spark up an argument on a message board or Youtube video whose content they dont like.

Why do they act in such a way?

Simple, theyre small, they have no self confidence because they feel inadequate to those around them. Instead of confronting those who bother them, they take out their frustration on Youtube or myspace or IM Chatrooms. What they need to do is GROW SOME DAMN TESTES!

Another idea is that they just like to start shit, the lower kind of troll, now we all have moments of inadequacy, but the type 2 troll has no reason to act like that, so they jsut plain deserve to die.

What can we so about it?

Nothing unfortunately, some people seem to think that "flaming" them is the best thing to do, but it isnt, they CRAVE attention, although if youre lucky youll flame the one who has low self esteem and he'll end it right then and there (joke, i do not condone suicide, there are other ways). they unfortunately always will be, so just live with it.

Forum Title: metal

Tom : I love metal

Bobby : i saw *insert band here* live, they were awesome!

Trolly: Metal is gay, listen to rap!

by Warlock_Master May 17, 2009

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troll

the punishment for someone who fails to make a shot during a doubles game of beer pong. they are then forced to sit under the table for the following game and retrieve balls for the teams who have some sort of skill.

Jack should've been the troll because mike made all 10 cups in the beer pong game. but jack is a bitch and doesn't play by the rules.

by breakaway412 February 17, 2009

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trolling

the act of doing or saying something outrageous in order to get a reaction out of someone else; something memelords like us are good at.

boy #1: yoooo i finally got a girlfriend

boy #2: you have got to be trolling me

by thesouponaplatehater March 28, 2017

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