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The act of being intoxicated while still maintaining a sly appearance.
When a boy is at a party and has had far too much to drink, then sees a girl he likes and makes a sly face. Then his friends comes up and says "dude, way too be slyly wasted." The bromance has then taken a turn for the best.
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a total waste of time and space , not worth anything ...
leighton your a fucking waste man
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Being a totally drunk sexy tan girl
"I woke up this morning in the dogs bed with nothing but a pair of mittens on...boy was I tangirl wasted last night!"
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A drunken state in which all stationary and motionary abilities of the legs and phalanges are rendered numb, thus causing a downward spiral to the ground.
You: Dude, did you see that guy at that party last night? He must have fallen down ten times!
Friend: Yeah man, he was definitely Nikki Wasted
The feeling you get when you pick out clothing and dress up for a special occasion/event only to be cancelled at the last minute.
"I didn't mean to dress up this nicely for work. Its a wasted outfit since my happy hour was just cancelled an hour ago and moved to next week."
Getting so drunk you begin to take all your clothes off while throwing up.
"Why's that girl topless in the bathroom?"
"Oh, she's just puking… she's Nicole Wasted!"
Human shit that is peanut paste in texture. Tends to leave ceramic mascara
The bowl was covered in waste paste; Jennifer dry wretched.