a white guys penis of massive girth
I stuck my wide white wand in Hailey's mouth.
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a vital part of the silver bullet that ensures you get maximum taste and refreshment from your coors light
dude, bud light just doesn't taste as good as coors because coors tastes so smooth with the new vented wide mouth!
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An amalgamation of the scary ass Stanley Kubrick Movie "Eyes Wide Shut" and "Shit" to express a media, online, entertainment or social situation involving stalking or defamation that is shockingly deplorable, and very much illegal.
Most likely actions best described as Law Suit Worthy or requiring Police Intervention, threatening your livelihood job and relationship and makes you want to curl up in the fetal position.
Sometimes synonymous with the feeling of being hunted down like an animal by the media, or the mob.
"When i first read all the horrible abusive things people had said about me and all my friends on urban dictionary i though 'this site is eyes wide shit.' "- all women.
"The smut coming out in hollywood movies of late is eyes wide shit" - Nat
"When I left my job it was a case of eyes wide shit" - Glenn
"The news of the world trash mags is turning regular peoples lives into a case of eyes wide shit" - Sienna
"Last night was eyes wide shit" - Michelle
"Everyone shut the fuck up - we're all having group hysteria due to a severe case of eyes wide shit" - Al
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State of heightened alertness immediately preceding anal penetration. Similar states occur in non-intimate instances.
I drank so much that I was about to pass out, but the Redbullยฎ kicked in about 2 and I was wide ass awake.
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Getting so drunk or high your not even aware of whats going on but you see it happening you wont rember when you wake up tho
kinda like drinking yourself into a zombie
alex was walking around at the party with his eye's wide shut last night i bet he dont rember anything he did
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The wife or girlfriend of a guy who spends all his time on the internet instead of talking, watching TV, shopping or getting naked with her.
"Now that Tucker started that blog, poor Faye is a world wide widow."
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