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The Brown Rudnick originated sometime during 2014 and is a slight variation from the Cleveland Steamer.
During a sex act, and after you reach orgasm, your partner turns around and squats over you, takes a shit on your upper chest region and says "I am sorry, I can't do this anymore. Please get your stuff and leave. We are finished."
"Dude, did you hear what happened to Johnny? He was at his girlfriends house last night and she legit Brown Rudnicked him."
"Damn, well give him a call, I'm sure he's gonna be down for drinks later... she was a hottie."
A term describing one's anal cavity as a means of storage and/or smuggling.
Bro: Man, I need a smoke hookup after this flight.
Bro 2: You didn't pack weed in the brown luggage?
A feacal deposit left in the toilet bowl following an unsuccessful flush. Due to the density of human excreta these visual obscenities usually reside at periscope depth. Simple post-flush checks by the degenerates that leave them behind would render the Brown Submarine a thing of the past.
Bridge Officer: Captain! Bearing 030 off the starboard bow. Brown Submarine!
Captain: Set Depth Charges to Zero...Fire 1...Fire 2...
Bridge Officer: ....Enemy flushed sir.
Captain: Good work sailor, the Rear Admiral will be pleased.
The guy in the next stall farted so loud Sandoval woke up from his brown nap.
to collect a pool of any shade of brown in underwear, long johns, pants or it is great to gather in tight sweat pants. It is usually consisting of loose stools, but I guess could be old menstrual clots as well.
"Mom? I'm dripping brown again!" "I'll be right there as fast as UPS would be!" "Well, mom, to answer their question on that commercial, I AM brown enough!" "Oh, Son, let me wipe now!"
I got invited to the District of Brown for a ball game. Please don't make me go back there.