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Wine Gift, The
The gift of just getting better with age. Usually referring strictly to some one's physical appearance, but can mean physically and mentally.
Person 1: I just saw Joanne the other day. She is 42 and still a size 5!
Person 2: She must have the Wine Gift.
Known in full as Wakefield Wines. Wakefield Wines is an off-licence shop in the City of Wakefield in West Yorkshire, UK that has gone viral on TikTok for selling Prime Hydration drinks at an extortionate price per bottle. Usually they charge £25 per bottle but one family spent a grand on several crates full. The owner can often be heard saying in TikTok clips with his customers "What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines!"
What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines.
A hot mom that lets you pour wine over her and cosume it off her body.
My friends mom is such a Wine Mommy
Sex (or in some cases, a relationship) that starts out slow, or sometimes barely at all, usually with a chick who is very shy. But once you get her started (uncorked), she lets loose and the longer it goes, the better it will be, with time.
Luke: "Hey dude, you remember that chick from the library I hooked up with?"
Zeke: "Yeah, what about her? How did that go?"
Luke: "You wouldn't believe it! It was the best wine sex I've ever had!"
When one consumes so much wine that she/he hooks up with or agrees to a date with someone well below his/her level.
Maureen was disappointed to find out that the man she gave her number to at the lounge wasn't a handsome tycoon but a regular ole Joe. She berated her friends for letting her drink the point of developing wine goggles.
A fine Chilean Sauvignon Blanc that smells distinctively of gravy.
Damn, this smells like gravy...must be that Chilean beef wine!
Piss that is fermented into wine that is used as a recreational drug in unpopular and poor areas.
Person A: I would like a glass of piss wine, please.
Waiter pours some piss wine into a glass.
Person C: Piss wine! Gross! Is this what your undeveloped country serves us???