can of worms

A tricky highway location in Rochester, NY where 490 West, 590 North and 590 South all split at the same time. Requires precise manuevering and quick thinking.

"This is News Chopper 10 reporting your morning traffic. We have a 10 car pile up at the can of worms this morning."

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Tape Worm

A form of weight control.

Cindy wasn't content on the number she saw on the scale, but was to lazy to do anything about it herself, so she swallowed a tape worm.

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ear worm

A song or tune that gets stuck it your head, ironically one you most likely hate.

(Vanilla Ice's Ice Ice Baby comes on)

Oh for the love of all that is good and pure turn it off!!!

*Ice is back with a brand new invention*

Make it stop, make it stop!!

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dirt worm

The brown worm that comes out of your dick hole after anal sex

Dude, after fucking that chick in the ass, I pissed a six inch dirt worm!

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swallow the worm

To swallow the semen when giving a dude a blow job.

Becky would swallow the worm when giving head, as long as it didn't taste bitter. Otherwise she would tell you to aim that shit toward yer' belly.

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can of worms

A tricky situation which requires much effort to resolve.

My girlfriend caught me kissing another woman, so I think I opened up a can of worms on that one.

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brain worms

Internet slang for when someone, or something (usually a fictional character), is worming their way into your thoughts constantly.

"I have Emet-Selch brain worms so bad. I just can't stop thinking about him and the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV."

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