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BT Boy

A cross between a nerd and a dodgy man an individual whom secretly believes he is really his favourite character from any number of Sci-Fi or Cult television shows, comic books, anime series, films or books (for example the character 'Avon' from the 1980's British Sci-Fi series 'Blake's Seven' or the character 'Davros The Creator' from the British cult Sci-Fi series 'Doctor Who') the BT boy often harbours unhealthy fetish’s such as sleeping with virtual cartoon women, women with glasses on, or just women. When not skiving off and surfing the web whilst at work he can be found playing computer games whilst eating junk food (usually consisting of a curried Indian take-away) choosing from an assortment of dishes containing beef, beef and sometimes beef. A BT Boy can also be found watching copious amounts of Porn, Japanese Anime, various mediocre Sci-Fi shows and cartoons whilst dying horribly within the virtually simulated world of one of his online computer games.

Although fairly well educated, politically his ideology tends towards Fascism, with a morbid fascination for anything pertaining to warfare, tanks, guns, death, destruction and German SSS uniforms. This sense of totalitarianism often reveals itself during the many gaming sessions many BT Boys have when playing such table top games as Warhammer or Risk and despite being the complete opposite the BT Boy can often be found in the company of the commie.

The highlight of the BT Boy's week is often torn between attempting to go out clubbing at the weekends only to loose his wallet, whereby he then undergoes the thrilling adventure of having to cancel all his bank and credit cards, and sharing his company with the Morgue.

Indeed the B.T Boy can often be found with the Morgue where together their usual excitement for the day is to hang out and watch 'Robin of Sherwood' on DVD whilst eating a 'Masala Pot' and sprouting dubious and often misplaced quotes from numerous past and present television shows and feature films (more often than not of the Sci-Fi genre).

'Cheeky Monkey!' 'Help us Obi Wan. You're our only hope!' 'I'm not dodgy, I'm nice guy B.T.' 'I'm gonna kick your ass!' 'Evil one!' 'Don't you trust me? I'm your friend.' 'Whaahaahaahaahaa' ‘I am the Mastah’ ‘Commie gits’.

by Siona Beht June 22, 2004

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boy toucher

1. A male pedophile, molester, or pervert that likes to touch young boys.

You should be one to talk about looks Joe. You look like a fuckin Boy Toucher.

by Kwicherbichen June 27, 2007

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Fuck Boy

A stupid boy that plays with your feelings and gets your hopes up and tells you he loves you but in reality he is a pathetic boy who has a girl friend and doesn't really care about your feelings at all .. But to him, you're the hoe

Pablo is a Fuck Boy

by 090sm March 17, 2015

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danny boy

The guy who you've known since you were 9 years old and you will still be crazy about when you're 99 years old. You probably met at a Little League baseball game and before you knew it you were going to prom together. He's a little obsessed with computers, maps, and food... but you love him for it. There's no other person in the whole world who you'd want to be with when in their car singing to billy or james for hours on end, or laying in bed doing nothing for hours and not getting bored, or surviving grandmothers singing at their own 80th birthday parties, or heavens! driving past cows for over an hour to a closed damn museum, or surviving crazy friends who you're not even sure why you're friends with in the first place, or riding bikes with to Carvel when you're 18 years old, or exploring houses still in construction and having fun in the attic, or blacking out on new years together, or having the best night of your life going to nyc and riding a bicycle cab, or driving 8 hours just to see their cute face for a day and a half, or talking to them everyday just to hear their voice for a little bit. Basically you're crazy about them and can't even express it in words. That's Danny Boy for you.

"Gosh, I love that Danny Boy... he is so sweet."

by colly wally February 27, 2006

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ska boy

ska boys are the guys you see at punk gigs in suits with sun glasses and skin heads who arent working at the door. they love to do an amazingly fun dance known as a 'skank' and enjoy thtemselves to ska music (similar to grunger,greebo,punk,)

punk :dude check out the guy in the suit dancing
other punk: looks fun lets try it!

by James spooner April 24, 2004

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alphabet boys

any goverment agency using letters to shorten the name of said agency i.e(FBI,CIA,DEA,ATF) origin comes from mostly drug dealers who use this phrase to tell their friends about something involving one of the law enforcement branches especialy if their house is bugged few officers of the law know what this means because this word is very rarely used around anyone outside of the criminal world

"man those alphabet boys been watching me all day"
"i almost sold to an alphabet boy today

by cee19 April 23, 2009

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lazy boy

A lazy boy is a type of couch which is really really comfortable.
There is heaps of different types of Lazy boys out there. An ideal couch which a very lazy person would sit in all day. See couch.

I was feeling lazy today so I decided to sit on my lazy boy.

by darkmyst August 31, 2005

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