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It is when lint gets tangled up with your butt hair.
When I sat on the toilet and spread my cheeks dingle balls pulled my butt hairs out. Ouch that hurts.
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even worse than its better-known cousin, blue balls. this pain can only be compared to that of being pulled inside-out through your butthole.
i heard that phillip got black balls by shirley
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a movie starring Billy Bob Thornton, and the magnificent Halle Barry.
I wish I could hump Halle Barry's brains out like Billy Bob did during Monsters Ball
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a cult on twitter where each member is depressed, emo, gay, obsessed with the #1 anime (Bungo Stray Dogs) and hotter than anyone else on Earth
- Sigma balls matching balls 🥀⛓
- “Someone sent the :} Chuuya photo” “Oh they were probably from Sigma Balls”
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Expression; usually negative in nature. Used to express or describe exasperation or other awkward, strange, or otherwise unfortunate events, ranging from everyday misfortunes to completely F.U.B.A.R. situations.
After or during the act of falling off a bike and skidding down a hill: "BALLS MCGEE!!!"
"Balls mcgee dude. That guy just knocked over my beer."
"She went crazy and started screaming on the street. Then she tried to steal my bike! Total balls mcgee!"
"I was blasted and broke two locks trying to to get into my apartment last night."
"What a balls mcgee night, man."
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(1) when a female, particularly a woman of the night, blows on a male's testicles for sexual gratification.
(2) when a dog positions itself in a ball on the couch with an innocent look
"Dude, I didn't have enough cash for a blow-job last night from that stripper, but she gave me angel balls on the house."
"I'd punish the dog right now, but he looks like angel balls on the couch."
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