When you do anal while wearing a cowboy hat swinging a lasso/rope over your head and say “Yee motherfuckin ha!”
“After the rodeo my girlfriend asked me if we could do American Anal, and I’ve never felt so excited.”
A regent twist on a classic pet
Person A: What’s an American curl?
Person B: A regular cat but with cool ears
When a woman spread eagles and someone sticks an American flag in their twat.
"Dude, she so got American Eagle(d) by color guard last night"
An Asian people who have a wank.
Chinese guy: "oooh, rook at that, that guy just have an american springroll in pubric."
American guy: "oh u have such a dirty mind."
Whoever can be the biggest dick to another person, wins a gun.
I got my Deagle when I burned my roommate's Quran yesterday in an American competition.
The social and economic regions of the United States where different political views clash on a daily basis. Also this divide causes the nation to become more and more unstable.
The American Divide is growing and getting worse by the years.
Shitty af "tea" no one knows how to make properly
Have you tried that American tea I dont think it's that nice