floppy lima bean

An insult for a loserish person.

You are such a floppy lima bean.

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dirty garbanzo bean

a dirty mexican pussy that smells like tacos and old dick juice

Maria's dirty garbanzo bean made me throw up and shit my pants

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Giving the beans

"Giving the beans" is when a man ejaculates into something.

Jim is good at giving the beans to Sally.

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Jerry Beans Man

The best Yu-Gi-Oh card ever. "Jerry, a bean soldier, believes he is the strongest warrior in the world, but his true abilities are still untested." Can be abbreviated to JBM.

In addition to that, he owns your mother's face.

1. Jerry Beans Man is the coolest ever. *dies*

2. Back up before I Jerry Beans Man your ass.

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Bush's Bean Tooth

Bush's Bean Tooth is a disease found commonly in the plain folk of the lower regions of the United States. Tennessee, Alabama, and Mississippi were hit the hardest with nearly 65% of Tennessee residents infected. Bush's Bean Tooth, or BBT as it's better known, is caused by lack of nourishment which in turn causes the body to turn the teeth into beautiful delicious beans that can be used for consumption in emergency situations. Dr's maintain BBT is somehow linked to Pol Mol cigarettes, beef jerky, and moonshine.

Those who deal with Bush's Bean Tooth in public often hear shouts from passersby of "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"

I didn't know the guy had Bush's Bean Tooth before I punched him in the mouth. It was like watching a guy spit out a mouth full of bean soup.

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Sack o’ beans

Nickname given to a man, typically a midwestern overweight hairy man, acting like a no good piece of filth. He also stinks.

‘Look! That man is acting so stupid!’

‘I guess you could call him a sack o’ beans!’

mr bean gun

the scene in which Mr Bean uses a gun to shoot a lightbulb cause he was too lazy to get out of bed to turn it off

mr bean gun