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To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.
"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."
"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"
A term used to describe a male who is too sensitive to wear jeans. These men are usually from jersey.
Kyle from New Jersey is a soft panted sissy.
When you have a poop and if you don’t wipe properly the poop will cause skid marks and when it dries the poop will go crusty which results in crusty pants
Mommmm I have crusty pants again
Ante Pante is a dangerous breed of homo sapien who will throw themselves on the ground and flop around like a fish.
RUN ITS A ANTE PANTE
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Ante Pante is someone who likes to take long walks. This person will also like to flop around on the ground like a fish.
BE WARE!
Bumping uglies with your britches on for an extended period of time. Dry humping.
I’ve got blue balls because all we did was set a pants fire on her couch.
Smells very stinky every day, but it's cute
You're so STINKY wiggle poopy pants man look at yourself in the mirror LOOK AT YOUUU