Mari is so funny and hot I wish I was her
Yeah I dream about Mari all the time I love her
brow skin
a basketball player
gets a lot of girls but in love wit lightskin
penis is 7 inch defeater
live white girls
Maris is a very beautiful and a rebel of a person and is always right
Maris is a very beautiful and a rebel of a person and is always right
The kind of guy you write urban dictionary words about lol. He's funny, caring, sweet, smart, altruistic, and simply incredible. He usually takes a long time to open up to you, but when he does, you see even more amazing sides to him. Whenever you're with him, the entire world disappears. He's passionate about what he loves and who he loves and everyone he talks to adores him. Not only is he a one-of-a-kind friend, he is also the best guy you will ever meet. The impact that he will leave on you and your life is irreplaceable and if you meet an Maris, make sure to never let them go.
Maris is such a great, talented, loyal, passionate friend
Mari is the most awesome,handsome,amazing,nice boy anyone can be around,but don’t let that face fool you he can still steal yo girl
Aye bro Mari stole my girl
Mari ur the best person I know
The name you give your fake girlfriend/ wife to pretend that you aren't gay and so people will not set you up or something.
Frasier "Will Maris not be joining us for dinner this evening?"
Niles "Sadly no. <insert some elaborate clearly fake excuse/ anecdote here>"
Audience laughs