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When someone is such an idiot that you really need duct tape to keep your head from exploding while you listen to them.
I was having a serious duct tape moment while that whiny guy with no kids was telling me how to parent mine.
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A moment in which ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise rational and logical Caucasian male.
Nick: Jesus BJ what happended to your eye?
BJ: I got in a fight with my cousin at the family reunion.
Victor: What did you you do, kiss her?
BJ: No, I kissed her mother.
Brian:Dawm! Now thats a Red neck Moment right there.
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Trying as hard as possible to make a cohearent sentence and or being the biggest idiot possible during a given situation.
Last night Nick was flopping all over dylan's couch and babblin' like an idiot.
Yeah He Had a Johnny moment.
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The act of doing something retarded
Person 1: I just got scammed
Person 2: what a gio be like moment
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The perceived and/or fabricated hardships of someone try to generate sympathy on social media in order to gain social credit and respect.
Typically, the hardship was minimal.
The guy is talking about how he worked in a cafe for 10 minutes and got slightly cold one time. A true "my hero moment".
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When a math educator is thrilled to discover that some his fellow mathematical brethren are also gay—what a relief for him to stop feeling like an odd in a sea of evens.
Since Dave experienced his gay moment in mathematics last summer, he's been invited by his fellow mathematicians to speak at their clandestinely held "Gay Topology" conference.
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How you start you sentence when you're about to recall an event or occurence that was funny, embarassing or awkward. Usually the moment you are recalling is something that has embarassed many.
the awkward moment when... you fart during a business conference and try to cover it up with a cough, but realise immediately and without need to confer, that everyone around you knows you just farted.
The awkward moment when... you make a black joke seconds before realising you are standing next to a black guy.
The awkward moment when... you say bye to someone then you both continue walking in the same direction.
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