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An as yet unclassified family of foot fungus, where the defining characteristic is a similarity in fragrance to a certain popular cheesy snack food.
Bill: “Dude… Do I smell Cheetos?”
Ted: “Nah dude... I was just applying some anti fungal cream to treat my Chee-toes”
They are toes that are moist.
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1 Synonym for it is Soggy toes.
Those are some moist toes.
A hideous malformation and decomposition of the toes, caused by near-permanent wearing of rubber clogs, aka Crocs. Almost exclusively a condition affecting women
"Jeez! Have you seen Maria's feet? I've never seen such a bad case of Urethane Toe!"
When your big toe's toenail will not grow without cracking.
While riding on a bus, a tall man wearing cowboy boots crushed my big toe destroying the nail bed. Malcolms toe is unable to produce a strong nail and always breaks.
For ones toes to be on point
My friend commented on my Instagram today saying toes on 0
Where you have two toes grown together
His uni-toe looks like 10 flailing toes.
A sex act in where after you creampie your partner, you stick your big toe in her vagina and let it drip back on her butthole
I gave her the toe drop last night