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Boner at a dinner party

1. Literally, a situation that may cause discomfort to both the bonee, and other parties involved, in a formal setting (i.e. a dinner party).
2. Used as an expression, it signifies something or someone unwanted or out of place, something in an unsuitable setting.

1. Nobody appreciated when Alan got a boner at Alice's dinner party.
2. When Doug arrived at his niece's 3rd birthday party wearing assless chaps, all the guests agreed he was a boner at a dinner party.

by Apple Fraz February 24, 2011

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Rusty Turn Boner

When a male engaged in vigorous anal sex breaks his dick inside said anus. Upon the breaking (and after all the anal pressure) the person receiving the anal sex becomes incapable of containing themselves and releases their fecal matter all over the broken penis. Therefore, making it a "Rusty Turn Boner."

Todd: Who was on the phone?

Chris: That was the hospital, Hank got admitted...

Todd: Oh my God, what for?

Chris: They say he got a Rusty Turn Boner and is going to need surgery.

by Marshall Branch February 4, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


t-boner day

first day of spring which a man gets a t-bone steak and a blow job

march 20 2010 is t-boner day

by bobber69 March 21, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Harshing my boner

getting on my nerves, ruining my libido
used in the Gravitation manga series by maki murakami

Dude, stop writing on my face, you're harshing my boner.

by Shuichi April 27, 2004

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boner in a china shop

a twist on the old idiom to describe yourself or someone with a large penis. It is hyperbole in most respects but also speaks for the extreme close quarters that one encounters in some china shops. It could also be used sarcastically if someone is known to have a penis of below the average size.

Jim- "Hey Jane i saw your boyfriends wang in the shower at the gym last week, im not surprised that he's been a little shy in the bedroom."
Jane- "Do you mean its small or something?"
Jim- "Lets just say he wouldnt have a problem having a boner in a china shop."

by James Caldwell Maximus III April 27, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Banana Boner Jammer

When you have a Boner, have your female accomplice smack your cock with a Banana until the Boner goes away.

Dude, I had a boner for like 4 hours for no reason and it hurt so I had your mom give me a Banana Boner Jammer .

by FatalBuddha July 19, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Star Spangled Boner

Used to refer to overzealous and poorly thought-out patriotism. If somebody is exhibiting these traits, it is said that they have a Star Spangled Boner.

I wish all these morons who are celebrating Osama Bin Ladin's death would put away their star spangled boners. It doesn't mean terrorism is over, and besides, everyone with half a brain knows 9/11 was an inside job anyhow.

by WinterArmageddon May 5, 2011

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