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This occurs on the Urban Dictionary editing page (probably other places as well) while an editor is waiting for new defs to load for the editing process. It might be the direct result of slow internet connections, or ancient, decrepit computers.
maggie: this sucks!
aggie: what's that?
maggie: i was editing defs on UD, and all of a sudden all i see is this circular graphic thingy that goes around and around and around and-
aggie: oh, i see that once in a while. i call it the "Loading-on-White circle of death. when i see it either i have to refresh, or i have to close my browser and relaunch it. it's a real pain in the ass.
maggie: but i'm a dedicated editor? what do i do?
aggie: dumby, i just told you! either refresh the page or relaunch your web browser!
maggie:, er, thanks a lot. may you forever be under the influence of the loading-on-white circle of death forever and ever, amen.
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A fucking amazing metal band. Krazy Kozmic Kat is too much of a faggot to understand that.
Guy 1:Wow, the number one definition for Five Finger Death Punch is written by Krazy Kozmic Kat. His name is too gay to even be on this page.
Guy 2: Yeah, he probably listens to lmfao and Alvin and the Chipmunks.
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A move derived from the popular Japanese ninja manga Naruto, when you clench your index fingers tightly, then ram your index fingers as hard as you can up someone's ass crack.
Bob: Hey! Mrs Keating! Ima beat you up and mug you, OK?
Mrs Keating: OK
Bob: Ultimate Naruto! (Performs One Thousand Years of Death on Mrs Keating)
Mrs Keating:Owie wowie!
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Death Row Blow Job
I’m gonna give you a death row blow job like it’s my last meal
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Beat a furry to death week starts on November 28th and ends on December 3rd. This week lets you beat any furry you see to absolute death, and they can't say anything.
furry: NO YOU CANT BEAT ME TO DEATH THATS ABLEIST AND HOMOPHOBIC!!
epic gamer chad: it's beat a furry to death week, motherfucker.
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A "metal" band whose music caters to teenagers who want to appear "badass" despite being giant pussies, middle aged rockers who have lost all self respect and are going through a mid-life crisis, and whiny bitches who think listening to their music is cathartic. It's part of a new wave of metal for people who don't really like metal that much, but think it will make them look cool if they listen to it.
Person 1: Do you like Five Finger Death Punch?
Person 2: Go kill yourself.
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When pooping, you dick or balls hit the inside of the bowl.
I was droppin a deuce at Dawn's house when I got a Puerto Rican Kiss of Death.
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