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When an avid couple of mountain climbers stop for a rest, the female pours granola in her mouth and the male shoves his penis into her mouth. The result is the healthiest nut of his life.
Sammy, 'Oh jeez, I am so tired, lets take a rest.'
Megan, 'Good idea, I will get the granola ready for The health nut.'
Sammy, 'This time can I also eat the dirty parfait?'
Noun. Someone who says some stupid shit and believes their right after someone calls them out as being a Dumbass, idiot, retard, Etc.
(Sarah): Please join Todd and I as we prey for the people in Ebola.
(John): Are you a idiot? Ebola isn't a country.
(Sarah): Yes it is.
(John): Are you a Fuck Nut?
Something you say to someone in a fit of rage or displeasure. Synonymous with the word idiot, only ten times more effective.
You dropped my phone in the toilet, you fucking Fuck Nut!
A long lost tissue or any tissue-like object used for sanitizing male genitalia after ejaculating
Davon cleaned his whole room after discovering that his mom plans to clean the whole house. He was aware that crusty nuts might be discovered in the process.
Dipping one's scrotum into a pot of boiling caramel, then letting it harden and allowing someone else to lick it clean.
Bruh, yesterday Brad had some carmelized nuts that sally licked clean.
A game were more than 2 people Stand around a Device playing a type of pornograhy (Normal Porn, Hentai, Cartoon Porn etc.) and try to nut the fastest. The Person who nuts the fastest gets to clean up their mess, The loser(s) don’t!
Hey guys You down for some Nut Racing?