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The health nut

When an avid couple of mountain climbers stop for a rest, the female pours granola in her mouth and the male shoves his penis into her mouth. The result is the healthiest nut of his life.

Sammy, 'Oh jeez, I am so tired, lets take a rest.'

Megan, 'Good idea, I will get the granola ready for The health nut.'

Sammy, 'This time can I also eat the dirty parfait?'

by Slamma_Jamma February 22, 2012


Fuck Nut

Noun. Someone who says some stupid shit and believes their right after someone calls them out as being a Dumbass, idiot, retard, Etc.

(Sarah): Please join Todd and I as we prey for the people in Ebola.
(John): Are you a idiot? Ebola isn't a country.
(Sarah): Yes it is.
(John): Are you a Fuck Nut?

by Urbanwiz June 08, 2017


Fuck Nut

Something you say to someone in a fit of rage or displeasure. Synonymous with the word idiot, only ten times more effective.

You dropped my phone in the toilet, you fucking Fuck Nut!

by hicksoutfordarambe August 18, 2016


fuck-nut

a kid named gabe who treats women like shit

omg fuck-nut texted me”

by Ur Mommyyyy699 March 30, 2022


crusty nut

A long lost tissue or any tissue-like object used for sanitizing male genitalia after ejaculating

Davon cleaned his whole room after discovering that his mom plans to clean the whole house. He was aware that crusty nuts might be discovered in the process.

by StanLied March 12, 2017


carmelized nuts

Dipping one's scrotum into a pot of boiling caramel, then letting it harden and allowing someone else to lick it clean.

Bruh, yesterday Brad had some carmelized nuts that sally licked clean.

by Carmelized nut boy May 28, 2017


Nut Racing

A game were more than 2 people Stand around a Device playing a type of pornograhy (Normal Porn, Hentai, Cartoon Porn etc.) and try to nut the fastest. The Person who nuts the fastest gets to clean up their mess, The loser(s) don’t!

Hey guys You down for some Nut Racing?

by ToastyPancakes February 12, 2018