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piss and broken dreams

A first-class, lifelong loser, especially a loser toward which one might feel some sympathy, but to whom failure clings inescapably and is best avoided, lest they drag you down with them.

Phrase was inspired by the kid in elementary we all knew, who was nice, but none of us wanted to be around because s/he had a faint smell of urine to them.

B: Who was that guy you were talking to?
J: Guy I used to go to high school with. Haven't seen him in a while.
B: Cool, invite him to the Halloween party.
J: Naah, he's a nice guy, but he smells like piss and broken dreams.
B: Damn, you're nice.
J: No, trust me, I'm doing you a favor.

by Ghel April 19, 2008


pissed up dan

The state Dan gets into after a pint

dan + pint = pissed up dan

by someone November 18, 2004


fuck shit piss

a funny flash movie, totally random, but funny

search for fuck shit piss on google and hit im feeling lucky!

by rag on a muffin December 11, 2003


piss bitch bastard

n: someone who gets drunk, passes out and pisses his/her pants.

Jesus, Megan is such a piss bitch bastard!

by Xavier Handlerod December 09, 2007


Pot of cold piss

–adjective
1.
being no longer useful or desirable, something that needs to be disposed of. Unwanted but reluctant to accept it due to a basic lack of understanding.

2. lifeless and unresponsive entity that extends the duration of its invitation

3. Spacial:
Something that should have been removed a long time ago

4. cold piss australian for beer

Cheers Mr *******, always nice to know we've got a leader with a sum total of 0 common sense and logic. You pot of cold piss.

I gave him the bad eye and he stood there without moving the pot of cold piss.

What is this pot of cold piss? I told you to get rid of them last year?!

by h_yam February 16, 2011


Pissed Clean Off

A state of mind in which the person that is pissed, is so pissed the he or she will grab the nearest projectile weapon, grenage, wood chipper, blender, numbchucks, trident, chain or circular saw, dental floos, or a mexican for hire; and use them to ezact revenge on the pisser offer.

My friends Meeker and Justin got "Pissed Clean Off", on September 11th a few years back.

by Lindsey Rowles March 18, 2005


five minute piss

A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.

Man, I swear. I had to pee so bad this morning, that I took a five minute piss! Got a pee high now!

by LonePooper February 04, 2018