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Going to work while inebriated, either from the night before or that morning.
Tara got wasted last night and is flying a doggie today.
Sad song whose performers are Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles and Liam Payne. Album: Made in the A.M
X: whats your favorite song?
Me: if i could fly by 1d
When A Majestic Fly 'Comes Out Of Your Zipper' its Actually Your Dick Coming Out Of Your Zipper
Hey We Can See Your Fly Hanging Out
The Open Fly Airlines Is Available
open fly plz im horny
The act of propelling someone ridiculously high in the air performed as such: person A (bouncer) jumps on partially deflated paintball bunker, which in turn propells person B (bouncee) really, really, high
todd broke his head on a light bunker flying
why don't your understand?
flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can
The Flying Beaver is a sexual act, performed when the male partner thrusts his nose between the vagina flaps of the female partner while eating her out in the "69" position. He proceeds to bite down on the females pubic hair and pull whilst grabbing the flaps of the vagina with his hands and flapping them as if to simulate a bird flapping its wings. For added pleasure this may be done while the girl is hanging from the ceiling upside down in a sex swing.
The other day I was peacefully sitting on my porch swing when John flipped me around and gave me The Flying Beaver; though I was stunned and quite mad, I could not make him stop because it felt so good!
It is a giant-realistic-flying-tiger, who could possibly misunderstand that?
"Where are you Giant-Realistic-Flying-Tiger?"
"Wait it's a girl? I thought that tiger was a man!"