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An ultra modern, cool and hip way to say someone is a clutz
Bob drops his coffee on his love interest. Tom says "Smooth as a gravy sandwich Bob"
When you are in between two people who both commence in an embarrassing act and you do not partake, thus making you (and possibly the other people at the scene) feel super awkward.
So the other day I was carpooling with some new people and I was smashed in the backseat when their group song came on the radio, so they started dancing and singing like crazy and I got stuck in an awkward sandwich.
A type of cuddle typically performed after a threesome.
Involves two same sex members(male, female or other, doesn't matter), having a third participant being gently squished between them.
It can be visualized as having a small spoon, and at the same time nuzzling into someone in front of you.
Player1: "Hey bro, I just had a threesome with my crush and her friend!"
Bro: "Did you cuddle after?"
Player1: "Hell yes, we had a warm sandwich!"
Bro: "Lucky bastard..."
scottish slang for “you’re a sandwich short of a picnic.”
means you are dumb.
Person 1: “Bro idk how to solve this math equation..”
Person 2: “Wit? that’s heavy easy. yer a sandwich aff a picnic, mate.”
When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.
“Ey man how’s your yeast infection”
“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”
The Football stand where most of the rich and wealthy go to enjoy the game. Normally The best corporate facilities of that home ground including Bars & Restaurants. Often accompanied with a Prawn Sandwich Half Time.
Oh Simon , He's loaded and has a season ticket seat in the Prawn Sandwich Stand.
When your foreskin is full of smegma and you iron it and cut off, preferably paired with tomato soup.
I am gonna go to Tony's to get their new grilled circumcheese sandwich.