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Chris

This name is given to children who are absolute fucking menaces and are gym freaks, features typically include over grown genitalia, crisp abs, and an amazing hair line. God had sent his very own will into people named Chris.

That nigga Chris is nice at ping-pong

by Notachris November 23, 2021


Chris

Chris is a very attractive person. His brown eyes, brownish black swooped hair, and toned body with abs. His soft voice makes every girl melt. He’s super sweet and kind once you meet him. Don’t get on Chris’ bad side. When he even stares at a girl, that girl is very lucky. He’s tall and athletic and somewhat smart but he is also a chill dude. He loves to play video games with his friends. Girls like him but he only likes one girl. He is willing to always be there for her and protect her. That girl, is very lucky.

Boy 1: Aye bro, is it just me or do I see Chris staring at that girl all the time?
Boy 2: I see that too...

by ShortShortGurl143 January 3, 2019


Chris

The name of a person who has a really odd haircut, usually with a resemblance to a helmet. They can also be described as having a “Joe Dirt” hairstyle. Chris also loves to shit his pants in class and shoot smoogers from his nostrils. Chris is overall a solid dude and tends to get girls but never knows how to approach the situation.

I just shit my pants, I’m such a Chris.

by Jerwinastocus July 12, 2021


Chris

An extremely hot man who is the most epic boyfriend ever. A chris will protect you with his extremely large muscles and huge courage. He is the sexiest man who is 9000 IQ and a multibillionare. If you find a chris you should make him ur boyfriend ASAP.

A.OMG that guy is so H O T🥵🥵🥵.
B. Yeah he's such a Chris.

by igbnjfirenfjfvei January 15, 2021


Chris

A machine. Not a man, dudes just a machine.

-You see how easy he made that look?
-Yeah, he's a real Chris.

by Ngtfyc July 11, 2021


Chris

Chris is an annoying but funny person he needs to shut the fuck up sometimes. :D He gets jelous really easily but like bitch what??

Chris, stop being annoying.

by ThatUrbanDictionaryGirll December 19, 2018


Chris

Chris is a sexy, fun, bad boy. The girls fall for him in a heartbeat ♥️. He loves to hang with his Bros but more with girls. Loves to party.

Chris is so hot- Girl 1
Did you see him flunk school?-Girl 2
Chris is going to Mark's party.

by URBANDIAMOND May 31, 2018