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What you say when you want to be inconspicous about marijuana
Hey do you have that green t-shirt still for sale?
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having explosive diarrhea
after that munging trip we took i had a horrible case of the green apple splatters
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A special night in Kellyanne Conway's life in which she was consensually double penetrated by 2 Iraqi refugees at Bowling Green State University. It is reported that she moaned the words "Allah Akbar" for nearly 3 hours straight during the event. Despite the fact that she could never quite walk the same again, multiple sources report that it was the best night of her life. Unfortunately, the 2 Iraqi refugees never called her again after that night, which she still hasn't gotten over.
Kellyanne Conway: "I'm very disappointed that the Bowling Green Massacre didn't get covered by the media. Well...at least I got covered by 2 Iraqis!"
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the green school for girls is one of the shittiest school in Hounslow it has the most racist teachers and the rudest dinner ladies the school lunches are shit and the lunch hall always stinks like a fish shop the year7s get shorter everyday and mouthier at the same time the year8s think they are so bad for going down the wrong stairs the year 9s always have some type of pointless drama going on that the year10s decide to get involved in and the year11s give the best advice the headteacher is believed to be gay and goes as red as a tomato when hes angry miss doonan looks like miss trunchball from matilda miss larkin the pe teacher is never in so the pe students in her class never have proper lessons the best teacher is mr laquao and miss jha is the shortest in the school mr stone smokes but refusesto admit it hislesson is the lesson where u can eat sleep go on your phone or do your homework and every wednesday and friday lunch the whole school needs to get water or do something near the dinner hall because the boys are on the field
person:what school do you go to
me:the green school for girls
person:oh shit..... the hell hole
me:yh...
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somebody who thinks they're magic but looks like a twat.
Paddy Mongahan is a bit of a green clarinet man
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When the eyes have a mixture of green and blue, sometimes even grey.
Look at her sea green eyes. They're so pretty!
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Another thing that you can call Dream to piss him off.
Y/N: " LOOK! THE HOMELESS GREEN TELETUBY!'
Dream: " STOP CALLING ME THAT. "
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