He is the best football player ever and is the smartest ever and very girl wants him
The sexiest, smartest, tallest, strongest, longest, gayest piece of shit you'll ever meet. He usually is found in smaller towns, but he has seen the larger towns. So you'll know him.
Damn, that Jake Debord kid is the coolest cat on the block.
Jake Cooper , a tall man , no a very tall man. A man who where he walks woman follow he looks like he takes steroids but don’t worry he’s el’ natural
OMG, look at that unit , he looks like a proper jake cooper
One of the best gorilla tag players in the world, and in the clan Mumkey.
You: Did you hear Mumkey Jake is in our lobby?
Your mate: DUDE WE NEED TO LEAVE NOW
After you fuck a chick in the ass and you throw a dip in your mouth and use her gaped asshole as a spittoon.
I’m finna find me a flower belly to be my dirty jake while I finish watching the game.
A Dirty Jake is when you are wanking to kittens and right when you climax your mum walks in with a brand new kitten while she is in a cat costume. So you grab the kitten and fuck the shit out of it and then proceed to rape ur mom and your dick explodes with cum everywhere.
Harry: "Aye yo did you hear what Jake did last night?"
Shou: "Yeah he pulled a Dirty Jake last night"