the best person of all time

I am the BOAT the Best of All Time. I can do every thing the best and better than you. I am the best at: Fish eating , Hunger ending, bear Killing, Wife sexing, Door Bell ringing, Drill drilling, Cap Piping, Bird Chirping, Moon Watching, Lego Avoidance, Restroom Sign Hanging, Soda Refilling, Three point Shooting, Microwave using, Pillow Fighter, cigarette lighter, Charcoal igniter, Suicider, Tooth Brusher, Tree Hugger (but not before the date), Bleach Drinker, Arabic Singer, Love Creator, $$$ Maker, Nature Mother, Baby Boomer, Body Glitterer, Carpet Spinner, Police Inforcer, LA Lawyer, Perfume Buyer, Consistent Lair, Hand Signer, Deaf Wisperer, Close Eyed Seer, Puppet master, Back Waxer, Cartoon Watcher, Pillow Talker, and Coma User. I am the Greatest at all things that have ever been things I am even the best at being Bill Cosby. My Name Is Kendrick Keller and I an simply The Best Person In The World!!!!

"I am Kendrick I am simply the best I can not lose because the is nothing that I try in which I do not surpass all others. I am the best person of all time. "

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protect him at all costs

When something is so cute and makes you feel warm on the inside that you want to hold them in your pocket. Or in other words, makes you feel uwu. Sort of makes that person seem like an object, but....uwu?

Min Suga is so cute and a little meow meow. Protect him at all costs! UwU

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The Worse Movies Of All Time

Also don't forget Oprah Winfrey's "Beloved".

That movie gave me nightmares for months.

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R. Kelly All Star

Abbreviated as RKA. A young girl who is quite the looker but may not be of legal age...yet.

Me: See that chick over there giving me the eyes? She's a R. Kelly All Star. In a couple of years, she's gonna be serious.

Friend: Nigga you're a pedophile

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All the biddies say Hey!

To be said whenever an attractive female passes by. Usually shouted when driving by a hot girl.

Guy 1: Welcome to the wet t-shirt contest

Guy 2: All the biddies say hey!

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all-time quarterback

A good band with a livelier sound than Death Cab For Cutie. (Same singer).

Sock Hop**
Plans Get Complex
Why I Cry
Underwater

Did you hear about Ben Gibbard's alternative project? Yea it's called All-Time Quarterback. Yea I still think that Death Cab is better.
(Catfight ensues)

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All Bets Are Off

The name of a kick ass band where the drummer is a douche bag (Jon)

All Bets are Off kick major ass, except for their douche drummer

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