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The grungiest of strippers who are willing to and allow anal sex in a private dance room for little or no extra expense. Often found practicing around local military bases where the local talent is not very impressive.
“Dude, Brian just got done getting a dance from Serenity.”
“Gross man I heard she was a total Anal Pole Rat!”
An extremely enraged zombie from the undead who sneaks up on young children and rapes them up the cornhole.
The anal ghost pedophile can be found in the southern areas of texas or jesusland.
Susy: "Why Can't johnny come out today?
Timmy: "He's recovering from the Anal Ghost Pedophile attack."
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to stick ones tongue straight into anothers ass hole and back out quickly. not to be confused with licking the same hole known as a rim job
as I pulled the last love bead out of her ass I slipped her an anal tongue dart for good measure
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An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS despite it being cumbersome to use.
Having chosen Tulsa, a symbol for our deep American racial divide, for his next campaign rally, the Anal Aperture in Chief has hit rock bottom and chosen a venue that will galvanize equal rights protests all over the world.
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The art of ramming the mouth end of a liquor bottle into the ass granted the liquor bottle has to be half empty. When the bottle is yanked out of the ass with thrust it causes the "Anal Rain Dance!"
Christen had both elbows on the table, when he rammed the half empty bottle of whiskey in her ass. When he yanked the bottle out with a mighty pull it initiated the Anal Rain Dance.
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a small weasel being raped analy while screaming " holy shit you cock sucker ! "
" damn that poor anal pounded weasel ..."
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1. Major Christian university located in Tulsa, Oklahoma
2. Oral Roberts' evil cousin
What's your alma mater?
I went to Anal Bobs College.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Thanks, those two years of my life sucked.
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