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An incident that occurs which causes feelings of disappointment.
That test totally farted on my boner.
I told her not to fart on my boner, but she told me the bad news anyway.
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When you watch old videos of a singer or movie star who was extremely hot in the past, but not so much in the present time; due to plastic surgery or just old age.
"Watching Madonna in that old music video gives me a time-travel boner"
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Whenever you are wearing basketball shorts with no underwear and people notice you pitching a tent.
Bryton: “Dude, do you have a boner?”
Caden: “I have a basketball shorts boner!”
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The state of mind a male enters when he subconsciously has a sexual fantasy, usually in the middle of class, church, a movie, at dinner, or any other inappropriate time.
It isn't until about three minutes into this mental state that smiles and boners occurs within the male and he realizes that he has been having sexual fantasies for an extended duration of time.
The temporary phase usually lasts until the boner becomes obvious, someone notices the male's lack of attention, or some other stimulus draws the male out of his state of arousal.
I was all smiles and boners until an old lady said, "I see you staring at your dog's pussy."
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take a huge dump on a mans dick, doggy style the other person, then make the other person lick it off.
i toally brooklyn bonered her last night man.
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When watching AMATEUR porn and the male refers to the pledge wipe as a playmate. Jeez I thought this was supposed to be amateur man. What a boner killer.
Isn’t it such a boner killer to not be able to take a female of equal status or better on a date.
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A common phenomena that occurs within the groin region of a male's body.
Over 90 percent of incidents are reported by concert-goers, the rest by house party-goers.
It occurs when the bass being played in the surrounding environment turns so loud that is causes a woman's breasts to literally bounce. The male notices the bouncing breasts and continues to stare at them, inducing an erection.
You thought that was a Bass Boner, imagine skrillex.
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