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The sexual act of performing anal sex, and pulling out after you cum to find your dick is covered in a thick layer of shit.
Boyfriend: Oh no babe! You gave me the chocolate-coated banana! (Runs to the bathroom)
when someone sticks their nose in their partner's asshole as they are farting and defecating, it results in the smeller puking on that dirty asshole and then starting to lick it.
person 1 : Jack's asshole was so dirty after the Idaho chocolate soup
person 2 : you need therapy
chocolate titty spread: Is a sexual activity when a man poops on a girls tits and spreads it like nutella and licks the poop of her titts
My boyfriend gave me a Chocolate titty spread
Last night
When you have sex with a woman on her period. Then go to anal, and finish in her mouth.
I can't wait to give my girl the chocolate covered cherry position. She will love it.
You are drinking it right now.
I love this tasty hot chocolate
You should be drinking it right now. Do it!
I am drinking tasty hot chocolate
When an individual sticks their finger up their butthole, removes the finger, and then proceeds to stick the finger into another person's ear, and wiggle it around. Preferably after a wet fart, or shart. Similar to a wet willy.
Bobby was upset his girlfriend wouldn't put out, so he gave her a chocolate q-tip