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The detritus that forms in the butt crack after a long day. It is most likely to accumulate in warm, hot, humid conditions and can appear under activity levels ranging from sedentary to mild or high levels of physical activity.
As the hot water of this glorious shower rolled down my back, I turned to see in my crack dander, traces of my flannel boxers, sand and specs of leaves from my long day of hiking at the beach.
A 'fact' proposed by Cracked.com to be truthful but is in fact inherently specious.
Cracked fact - A sandwich started WW2
When you tuck your dick behind you and get a "backwards blowjob" and her nose is all up in your ass crack.
"I just wanted a BJ, but she insisted on giving me a Crack a mole instead"
Where somebody Poops is a bottle and puts a balloon over the top and leaves it in the sun for 3 days. Then after 3 days inhale the fumes in the balloon to get high.
let’s make some African Crack so we can get baked this weekend
someone who deals more drugs than they should
"Bruce Jenner is a crack plugger."
When you think you overdosed on crack but you wake up and realize you were really just asleep.
“I can’t today because I’m going straight home to take a crack nap”
A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,
Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,
Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.
Sir Long Crack is protruding from the top of your trousers.