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Given to the best of the best roasters,
As of rn the roast king is chava aka wetroaster
Bro you got roasted by roast king
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A virgin, who wishes he could get laid , so he is heavily into matinis, because that's what the suave guys(like fictional character james bond) drinks.
that guy in the suit and tie, drinking maryinis, just struck out again. what a king martini
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A woman who is hiding as a man.
Wow Moonrise King is a sexy lesbian bitch
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A moob king is frequently used to describe a lady-man who has curly, blonde locks of hair. They also posses long fingernails and very dry skin. sometimes their body hair is combustable. Moob Kings are very creaive, like Michael Angelo. An average Mood King will bathe and use the computer at the same time. Their vehicle is used to deliver foods for women on their menstral cycle or others who have an extreme urge for food, such as people addicted to drugs, ex: marijuana. They are known to revolt againt thoses who are fond of vegetables and castrate all who oppose him.
>heyy look at that fine young gent' sittin all alone at that table..
>darn tootin', maybe we should keep em company.
>oh my holy guacamole, the moob king beein accompanied by rodents of all kinds!
>well um i suppose he be alright then, that poor 40 year old virgin...
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Something of a very high calibre. Fit for a King!
Damn, that Tortoise concert was the king's biscuits!
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A SHITTY PERSON WITH BAD STYLE. oh & she likes shoving her fingers in other girl's boyfriend's butthole. & being a slut at all times.
Me: oh my god! that girl reminds me of a Marilyn King
Joseph: dude I KNOW! ew...
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v. (to "king kong") to hold marijuana smoke in the lungs until the device used to smoke the marijuana has made one full rotation. While blowing out the smoke, one must bang on their chest in a king kong like fashion.
He just king konged!
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