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Many talented people are very smart and good at what they do.Unfortunately they're very dumb about everything else...especially money.Don King knows this about fighters when he walks them into a conference room...has an assistant
open a briefcase with 100grand in it...and tells the fighter it's his as an advance for signing on with him.You've never seen that much money before.Of course-as your career takes off-you begin to realize that his "management fees" make the taxes look small.This does'nt just happen to atheletes.
Bill Gates...or Terry Semel...or Barry Diller...wants to "take a meeting"with you.He offers you 100 million for your company ...and "total control" before you even sit down. You try to avoid choking on your coffee.All those years in your cubicle at 80 grand a year.Of course you bite...and watch helplessly as you find that "total control" means you can leave work early on Friday.His henchmen then take your baby and turn it into a multi-billion dollar market leader...or more likely destroy
it before it destroys them.Classic DON KING MOMENT.
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When you do or say something dumb originated from when caleem said abcdefj.
"bro the mice can dice"- Brody says "J"-Cooper says "that's a J moment"-they both said
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when you want to be with your partner instead of being where you are.
as sung by sam sparro
tom: later guys, i want to go home and see emma
lee:you having a black and gold moment?
or
james: i miss her so much, hate these black and gold moments...
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(n) A situation in which one person is able to trick somebody is doing something they didn't want to do in the first place and then promptly laughs at them afterward.
Person 1: Hey, you remember when Ned was willing to play that game with you and then you just left after 5 minutes.
Person 2: Oh yeah, that was a real ha gotem moment.
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When a heterosexual girl kisses another girl just to try it or is too drunk to realize they are kissing another girl.
Girl 1#- Did you hear about Suzie's Katy Perry Moment at the club last night?
Girl #2- What are you talking about? Isnt she with Dean?
Girl #1- Having a Katy Perry moment means she was too drunk to know she was kissing another girl,or maybe she just wanted to try it.
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A point in time where one would be left with a proverbial (and occasionally literal) brick in the seat of their trousers.
"Hey, you know that one scene in Band of Brothers, in Bastogne, at the end of the artillery barrage, where Luz and Lipton have a dud shell hit about three feet away?"
"Now that's a brown pants moment if i ever saw one"
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when u forget things quite easily.
claire u dory!
i just had a dory moment
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