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something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.
Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.
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"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"
"No."
"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."
"OH. I'M STUPID."
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September 3rd is national take your girlfriend to dinner day. She's very deserving of a nice dinner with her sweet heart. Make sure to tell her how pretty she is!
John: hey let's go out September 3rd. National take your girlfriend to dinner day.
How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a jawbreaker?
1000.
A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.
You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.
Slang. It’s what guys say when their wife or girlfriend wants them to get a vasectomy.
Did you go to the doctor today? Yeah. What did she say? She wants to take the zippity out of my doo dah! Why do you say that? It’s what guys say when their wife or girlfriends wants them to get a vasectomy.
A saying that means if you commit enough bad actions, eventually those actions will spiral out of your control.
"Remember Sarah, who used to take Adderall in college? She just got arrested for aggravated assault and petty theft."
"Well, if you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive."
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