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The days following Christmas when the excitement of new presents has worn off and it's time to return to work.
Manager/boss: "Why so glum today?"
Employee: "I'm suffering from PYS"
Manager/boss: "What?"
Employee: "Post Yuletide Syndrome"
When a fellow named Jimmy wants to fake several instances of prom with females.
Did you hear they canceled prom this year?
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.
Hey Jimmy, are you free for prom pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, I'm always free for jimmy posting!
When a fellow named Jimmy fakes several instances of prom with false female dates.
Did you hear prom was canceled this year?
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.
Hey Jimmy, you free for pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, you know I'm always up for jimmy posting.
when you donate to a sketchy charity without realizing it, but you find out later that you truly, most certainly, fucked up.
I donated to Kids Wish Network and I hit Post Nut Charity
When the sandwich was so good you take the time to stare into the wind of how good it was
You ever had a sandwich so good you just had to reflect on its greatness = post sandwich reflection
The unmistakable radiant aura a person (usually male) carries after being thoroughly loved: mind, body, and soul, by a guy named Arnav.
It involves at least 7 mind-blowing orgasms, emotional transcendence, and a kind of afterglow that makes you walk like a goddess, giggle mid-texts, and say things like “I saw god... and he spells his name A-R-N-A-V." (And you don't even believe in God)
The Post-Arnav Glow has you walking out like you’ve been blessed, baptized, and reborn
Symptoms include:
1.Hair shinier than a shampoo ad
2 Skin glowing like you’ve just done 10 steps of Korean skincare
3. Inability to stop smiling and staring at him
4.That smug, sexy smile that says, “Yeah, he’s mine
5. Hydrating like your life depends on it (because it does)
Why’s she glowing like she just got back from heaven?”
“Girl, that’s the Post-Arnav Glow. Man’s a religion
Why’s she glowing like she just got back from heaven?”
“Girl, that’s Post-Arnav-Glow—man’s a religion.”