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Playing Guild Wars

Dropping fake acid

Yo I’ve been playing guild wars for three hours and now I’m all hot and my veins are sunken in. I think I might die.

by Crypt999 August 28, 2022


Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

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The movie begins as Anakin and ObiWan are on a mission to save Chancellor Palpatine from the Seperatists. Anakin and ObiWan reunite with Count Dooku and duel him leading to the death of Count Dooku.They attempt to escape & are trapped by Greivous, but fight back and Greivous runs. They land the ship on Coruscant & return to the Senate Building. Anakin meets with Padmé and learns she is pregnant. Anakin begins to have Visions of Padmé dying in childbirth & consults Yoda about it. Later the Council gives Anakin a mission to find out Palpatine's intensions as he has been Chancellor for too long. The Jedi find Greivous' location Utapau & send Obi-Wan. After starting the mission he finds out Palptine was a Sith and informs Master Windu. Mace brings 3 Masters to confront the Chancellor, the other 3 die while Mace almost defeats Palpatine, but Anakin decides to stop Master Windu causing his death. Anakin pledges himself to the dark side and becomes known as Darth Vader. ObiWan kills Greivous and Palpatine issues Order 66 to all the Clones. Darth Vader is sent to the Jedi Temple to kill the Jedi for Order 66. ObiWan fins Yoda and 'protect' the Jedi. Padmé decides to find Anakin on Mustafar while ObiWan hides on her ship. Padmé betrays Anakin & soon after battles ObiWan Kenobi.ObiWan takes Padmé to safety and she gives birth to Luke & Leia then dies. Darth Vader is given his suit

Person 1 : I love insert non-Star Wars Movie
Person 2 : Have you ever watched Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith?
Person 1 : No why?
Person 2 : It's the best movie in the Galaxy

I ran out of space and forgor to put Yoda vs Palpatine sry

by Azyne April 23, 2023


War hero

Somebody decorated with medals like a silver star or Congressional medal of honor.

You don't really think that guy is a war hero or even a warrior at all, you think he's a bureaucrat. You just want to make yourself look respectful to other people.

by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021


Great Badussy War

A war between Floptropica and Da Boyz from 1914 to 1918. The war ended with a peace treaty written by Tonyloni Lopezin after 635,873 citizens were killed, and 8,642,378,623 were maimed

My wig got snatched in the Great Badussy War

by I SVCKED 83 DEEKS IN THIS BITH May 19, 2023


Belgian Waffle War

When two guys take turns smack each other in the face with their dicks until someone’s nose bleeds

Greg challenged me to a Belgian Waffle War

by MooseMatthewsen August 9, 2022


war chaud

The act of getting a chode while watching violent images. You haven't quite gotten a wargasm yet.

That soldier got a war chaud when he saw his company's plane explode above him

by The 40k guy September 21, 2013


war kid

a kid who is or was way too interested in wars, talks about wars in, knows a lot about the history of wars, and or plays war games

bill: hey look its (war kid)
(war kid): what’s up bill want to play war thunder when we get home?
bill: no im not a war kid

by August 18, 2023