1-10 female attractiveness scale

1) a donkey with a human face
2) god I get herpes just looking at her
3) ew
4) you can look at her without your eyes bleeding
5) not hot but not ugly
6) slightly above average
7) nice ass maybe but bad face
8) damn she turns me on

9) oh god she's hot as fuck
10) WARNING ANY MAN WHO SEES THIS WOMAN WILL BE OVERCOME WITH HOROMONES AND RAPE HER IN A PRIMAL FRENZY OF HOT NASTY SEX

"Yo see that hoe over there? "
"Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale."

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1 tap in out fast

When your dick is way to big and you fuck a pregent lady and you can feel the baby inside and cum on the baby

"bro i 1 tap in out fast this chick"

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1-2-9 (one-two-nine)

An expression of arrogance, meaning "I'm swingin' my dick in your face." It's origin is the code entry that generated a swingin' dick stick figure. In essence, a kind light-hearted way of just tellin' someone to fuck off. Also, a discreet way of doin' the same thing.

My boss was gettin' mouthy, so I said, 1-2-9 (one-two-nine), and went back to work with a smirk.

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2 where ya cum, 1 in the bum

version of the shocker

i gave my chick 2 in where ya cum, 1 in the bum

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1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A Scale formulated by, largely, the male population designed to quantify the attractiveness of a female human being in intervals of 1 - 10. 1 being very unattractive, and 10 being on the level of goddess.

Billy: "Hey Bill, you see that woman over there?"
Bill: "Yeah Billy, I do. What about her?"
Billy: "Well Bill, I'd say she's a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine 10 on my '1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale'"
Bill: "WEEE dawgy, how's about that? I agree with ya, she's a 10 to me too!"
Billy: "AALLLLLLRIGHT ;) ma man"

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|-| 1 P $ T 3 R

"hipster" like facebook hipsters, who never spell the words they mean to say right.

A normal guy on facebook: "The ice cream was so cool, i loved it. But Brad spilled some on his shirt. LOL"

|-| 1 P $ T 3 R: "Yo man that ice cream was dope. SEW KEWL, i lahhhv'd it. Brad totes had a woozy on his shirt tho. LAWLZZZZ"

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1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

Giving a Yelp review to a girls appearance.

"What would you rate her on the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale),"
"10 stars. 10/10 would look at again"

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