1 tap in out fast

When your dick is way to big and you fuck a pregent lady and you can feel the baby inside and cum on the baby

"bro i 1 tap in out fast this chick"

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1-2-9 (one-two-nine)

An expression of arrogance, meaning "I'm swingin' my dick in your face." It's origin is the code entry that generated a swingin' dick stick figure. In essence, a kind light-hearted way of just tellin' someone to fuck off. Also, a discreet way of doin' the same thing.

My boss was gettin' mouthy, so I said, 1-2-9 (one-two-nine), and went back to work with a smirk.

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2 where ya cum, 1 in the bum

version of the shocker

i gave my chick 2 in where ya cum, 1 in the bum

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1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A Scale formulated by, largely, the male population designed to quantify the attractiveness of a female human being in intervals of 1 - 10. 1 being very unattractive, and 10 being on the level of goddess.

Billy: "Hey Bill, you see that woman over there?"
Bill: "Yeah Billy, I do. What about her?"
Billy: "Well Bill, I'd say she's a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine 10 on my '1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale'"
Bill: "WEEE dawgy, how's about that? I agree with ya, she's a 10 to me too!"
Billy: "AALLLLLLRIGHT ;) ma man"

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|-| 1 P $ T 3 R

"hipster" like facebook hipsters, who never spell the words they mean to say right.

A normal guy on facebook: "The ice cream was so cool, i loved it. But Brad spilled some on his shirt. LOL"

|-| 1 P $ T 3 R: "Yo man that ice cream was dope. SEW KEWL, i lahhhv'd it. Brad totes had a woozy on his shirt tho. LAWLZZZZ"

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1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

Giving a Yelp review to a girls appearance.

"What would you rate her on the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale),"
"10 stars. 10/10 would look at again"

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1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

1 - KYS YOU FUGLY FREAK
2 - KYS YOU UNGLY FREAK
3- KYS You fugly freak
4- KYS you ugly freak
5 - What even are you
6 - Meh
7 - fuckable
8 - That's pretty good
9- DAMN GRILL
10 - Tastier than choccy milk

Guy 1:You see that Jessica chick what would you rate her on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale),?
Guy 2: Idk probably around a 4
Guy 1: damn ikr she gross
Guy 3: She ain't all bad look at that poppin' booty I bet that's tastier than my choccy milk
Guys 1/2: tru tru

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