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Anal Prolapse Day

On April 29th your anus shall prolapse

Hey why is somethin red coming out of my anus?
Bro, it's anal prolapse day.

by Trol Ler April 28, 2021

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Anal Gas Pump

Similar to the Arabian Gas Pump, except urination takes place in the anal cavity instead of the vagina.

Colby loves to give chicks he meets the "Anal Gas Pump".

by AnonymousoftheDay November 12, 2011

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Anal Recovery Day

Also known as ARD. Anal recovery day is when a sick or PTO day must be used to be absent from work or school due to having your anal region pummeled during sexual activity the evening prior. Time is needed to recover from the gape, tenderness and even the ability to walk straight again.

HR: Good Morning HR department.

Employee: Hi this is Rachel in Accounting. I’m going to need to take a sick day today so I won’t be in.

HR: Sorry to hear that. Feel better. Is it the flu that’s going around?
Employee: I wish. It’s an anal recovery day. My boyfriend hit it hard last night. I may have a fissure.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Anally Propelled Grenade

The act of sliding a grenade into ones or your anal cavity in an upwards motion and expelling it out with great force. The word is also commonly written as the acronym APG.

We need to get rid of those guards, prepare you Anally Propelled Grenade.

by The destroyer of anal June 29, 2013

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Backwards Anal Butterfly

A sex position where the male lays on his back with legs spread while the girl rides him with her butt as she would doing reverse cowgirl.

Haley: so... have you and your boyfriend done the deed?
Kayla: hell yeah. Me and Yann did the BEST backwards anal butterfly last night..

by wildwoomy December 10, 2017

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


A sailor of anal ports

A term used for a gay man.
Another term for a rear end ranger
Someone who likes to sail his chuffy up as many anal cannals as possible

Watch out Steven is a sailor of anal ports.
I hear Steven likes to play captin chuffy while sailing into anal ports.

by T5Nutter June 28, 2006

32πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


anal fetish

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession to observe or participate anal activity.

Megs at quakecon 2006 displayed tell tale signs of someone with an anal fetish.

by Sage October 1, 2006

22πŸ‘ 244πŸ‘Ž