pry it from my cold dead hands

The thing that is the most valuable to you, can only be taken away when you are Deceased.

Those bastards can try and "Pry it from my cold dead hands!"

It smells like dead rat mixed with eggs

When someone farts and it smells bad

When Jeremy Lynch’s Best Friend farts Jermey Lynch says “ It smells like dead rat mixed with eggs “.

sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls

used to refer to how much Gigli actually sucked

At the screening of GIGLI , Jean says " Damn , this movie sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls "

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I see dead people having orgasms

Sarcastic way of saying that what you are told is absolute nonsense, unviable (not capable of succeeding, esp financially "the pit had proved economically unviable"), or unpractical.

Sure... me too... I see dead people having orgasms.

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Dead Man Scotch Egg

A Dead Man Scotch Egg is the dead person equivalent of a scotch egg. Firstly you take one of the dead man's testicles, you then proceed to inject it with Mung (dead body juices) then coat in knob cheese from the man and deep fry.

Oh i'm goin home for a wank, some toast and a Dead Man Scotch Egg

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It smells like dead rat mixed with eggs

Jeremy Lynch usually says it when it smells bad

His friend: (farts)

Jeremy Lynch: It smells like dead rat mixed with eggs

I am lowkey literally deadass dead

This phrase is typically used to express shock or surprise. While originally, it was generally used by people from the Greater Boston area, it has since spread across the Eastern United States - making it as far south as Central Florida.

This phrase is not to be confused with "I cannot AHAHA oh my god." While similar in use cases, "I am lowkey literally deadass dead" is used in instances where humor may or may not be present, while "I cannot AHAHA oh my god" is typically used in a comedy setting.

"Bro, me and Cassidy made out a little in the walk-in at work."

"I am lowkey literally deadass dead right now."

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