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A drunked bitch who fights while being drunk and gets into alot of agruements and fights
Dragon king:
Hey brat come here i will punch u in the balls
Someone:
i think i had a gun some where here
A sex move invented and made famous by baby Dave. The dragon creates a vacuum seal with his mouth and the ladies front bottom and proceeds to blow air into her. Once the ladies stomach is inflated to the size of a beach ball the seal is broken and the air escapes creating a feeling of euphoria and release for the lady.
Dave used the Bearded dragon move on her
Dave bearded dragooned her and she nearly shat herself
KIM SEUNGMIN . He is sad when it’s cloudy and dark, he is also very happy and cheery when it is bright and sunny. He also thinks everyone else is sad when the weather is bad. He wishes he could hibernate like bears in winter.
Stay 1 : Seungmin sent frowning faces on bubble, I wonder if he is sad
Stay 2 : Oh, that’s just because it’s gloomy in Seoul today, he’s a little weather dragon.
Also known as the hydra or the double-headed dragon, this involves pooping your guts out and puking your guts out simultaneously. I.e., the fire coming out of two sides at once 😥
Bro: Dude I just got food poisoning and last night I experienced a twin-headed dragon
Bro 2: I hope you had a garbage can... Or a good shower and a change of clothes....
An act in which one goes to a Taco Bell, eats at least 5 packs of Diablo hot sauce, goes home climbs into the drying machine on max heat and proceeds to shit multiple times while tumbling around in the participants feces.
Me and my boys went to Taco Bell on Saturday night, little did I know that we’d end up doing the tornado anus dragon.
A female who owns a lizard, or more commonly a Bearded Dragon, and treats it as her child.
Daenerys Targaryen is the almighty dragon mama, if I buy a lizard at Petco I can be her
The slimy dragon is a sex position in which the male is covered from head to toe in Vaseline and green paint, holding a bottle of hair spray and a lighter. The lady also covered in Vaseline being penetrated is the doggy style position is only expecting vaginal sex from behind, so, by surprise, the male yanks out his penis and does surprise anal, making the female scream while he ignite the hair spray. Hence the name slimy dragon.
Jake: dude my fucking house burned down while I was doing the slimy dragon