Life Ruiner

A non-excuse for not playing a video game with all your friends while also not wanting to give an actual, legit reason why.

Derek: I don't want to play that game... it's a life ruiner!

Flint: Why do you think it's a life ruiner?

Derek: ... because, it is.

Flint: ... k

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Life stupid

When you're academically smart, but doesn't know jack shit about the real world

A: Dude, can you help me cook for tonight

B: Bruh, can't you do it yourself? You're very smart after all
A. I may be school smart, but I'm life stupid!

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Life [2]

A countdown to death.

A countdown to death is known as life 2.

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Zoom Life

A life surrounded by positivity, love, success, and hope. Always pushing negativity away.

Don’t forget kat, it’s zoom life.

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Life bitch

The woman you chose as your companion because she authoritatively guides you through the many complexities of life

I want you to be my life bitch, will you marry me?

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Sleep life

When you do something in your dreams, for example, like start crying and you wake up actually crying. It's basically an event in which your dreams really do come true.

Man I swear my sleep life is happening more often then my real life. I was using the restroom in my dream and I woke up with piss in my sheets... It was embarrassing.

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lav life

Lavish lifestyle especially a one that is materialistic and also selfish.

She's living the lav life not worrying about the real world.

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